THE WALLET ON YOUR PHONE

There’s an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, where Jerry makes fun of George’s huge leather wallet and how he stuffs it into his back pocket.  George goes on to explain that he keeps everything in there:  paper money, coins, receipts, Irish money (he might go there), a coupon for Orlando-area Exxon stations to get a free poster, and even packets of Sweet’n Low.  The only problem is that his wallet is now so fat that he can’t sit down without leaning to one side—so much so that his back hurts.